Researchers develop coconut-flavoured pineapple. This is clearly a slippery slope to the zombie apocalypse. Could the name "Garth Senewski" be anything other than that of a mad scientist.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-05/qld-researchers-develop-coconut-flavoured-pineapple/4408732
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